May 14, 2011

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    I think life is blackjack.
    You get delt these bullshit hands (as Eminem said)
    and even if you hope and pray to be lucky,
    the dealer always wins in the end,
    because that's. just. math.
    Well,
    Fuck it.
    Because I'm not playing anymore.
    I've been dumb enough to gamble,
    but I see the idiot in me, and I hate her, and I will kill her for the idiot she is.
    I will strangle her in her sleep and wake up idiocy-free.
    Thank the __ above for murder,
    because I sure as hell want to play blackjack.