May 31, 2011

  • So last night I threw up after a ginormous dinner and then my stomach started hurting like crazy and then the pain spread throughout my body, so I swallowed 2 antacid pills in hopes of making the hurt go away, but instead, the damn pills got caught in my throat and bothered me until I swallowed some raw oatmeal to push it down. I fell asleep sometime around 2am and dreamed about being sick and feeling terrible and not being able to breathe and woke up at 5am, pretty damn sure I have a fever, so I rack my drawers for the thermometer that turns out to be broken and swallow 2 tylenol pills that also happen to be expired. It's 5:30 and I can't fall sleep because I'm physically miserable so I go to CVS to buy some orange juice and tylenol except they have just remodeled the place and they only have the CVS brand of pain relievers. I walk back towards my dorm except I get these dizzy spells as I'm walking, especially when I think about how I have class today and finals in two days, and I notice that this is the 3rd crow I've seen so far this morning and they must be after my carcass. I can't make it to my dorm and I have to stop at Collis to sit for a while except the building is not open at this hour and I have to sit on these cold metal chairs and I drink my orange juice and open the bottle of vitamin C. The seal is broken and I'm not supposed to eat it if the seal is broken but I am not going to go all the way back to CVS to get another bottle of vitamin C so I eat the possibly poisoned vitamins and drink half the carton of orange juice and it tastes so good. I feel a lot better after drinking that juice and possibly poisoning myself, but the dizzy spells are still there and I'm pretty sure I'm not hallucinating that crow again. Can I drink caffeine when I'm sick like this? I don't think I can not drink caffeine if I want to make it to my lecture way across campus. God, I'm not going to make it through the day. Why now of all days? I ate so much fruit and I exercised every day last week, why now? I hope I didn't get anyone else sick. Never mind, I hope every one else gets sick too because it's not fair I can't get into med school because my gpa sucks but maybe that's just karma yeah I deserve it. I've always wanted to hallucinate. Gawd!

    True story.

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