February 12, 2012

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    On a frightfully cold February fourteen

    there was a cool cat man by the name of Dan

    about to meet a mystery girl of high esteem,

    and they're about to have a good time--Vday to the extreme.

    Does she like football? Does she love beer?

    Does she read Maddox, a feminist, I hear?

    As this man, Dan, anxiously waits,

    he resorts to poetry to communicate

    his excitement, his joy for this happy date.

    Hopefully she approves of this cheesiness,

    like gourmet pizza on a fancy plate.

    They serve those at Murphy's too

    until we turn it topsy turvy whoo hoo!

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