Today, I got fired. It will be the best thing that ever happens to me in my adult life.
I brought my last paycheck to the bank.
“Which account would you like to deposit this in?” the bank teller asked routinely.
“I’d like to cash it.” Not routinely.
I had no use for five-hundred dollars in cash now. My rent was paid for the rest of this month and I had enough in my purse to buy groceries. Besides, the practical thing to do would be to move back in with the ‘rents and mooch off of them for a while until I get another job. That money belongs in my savings account.
I do these impulsive things sometimes. It doesn’t make sense, but I do it as if it makes perfect sense. I calmly put the money into my bag and walk out purposefully. The teller probably thinks I’m going to go on a shopping spree or something sensible like that.
I head towards my apartment since I’m not motivated enough to go job hunting so soon after being laid off. I pass by a video rental store and walk in. Another one of those impulsive things.
Hmm...I hate horror...I can’t take serious movies seriously...action bores me...romantic comedy makes me pity myself for still being single.... A red cover on a corner shelf suddenly catches my eye. There is a girl and a boy standing ten feet away from each other, just staring at each other. They don’t look like lovers, but the cover says, “Love me if you dare.” I decided to rent it. Why not?
Back on my couch, snuggled into soft blankets, I start the movie with a tub of ice cream.
Two French children are the main characters in the movie. The boy’s mother dies and the girl holds him through the night while his father is getting drunk somewhere.
That’s so selfish! When I get married and have kids, my husband better not be such a flake.
Don’t worry. I’ll be there for them.
I told you already, I don’t want to marry you! Why do you stick around?
As they grow older, the boy and girl remain best friends and they have fun by daring each other to do things. The girl in the movie dares the boy to flash their psychology professor. The boy dares the girl to swim seven laps in the mall fountain in a bikini.
I dare you to say, “I have the hottest girlfriend in the world and am a loser who doesn’t deserve to be her boyfriend.”
I have the hottest girlfriend in the world and am a loser who doesn’t deserve to be her boyfriend.
Have you no dignity? Why would you say such things?
Because it’s true.
The girl dares the boy to go to prom with his lab partner. The boy dares the girl to make a man fall in love with her.
I dare you to kiss another girl in front of me!
No.
What? I want to see you kiss another girl! You did all those other things.
I won’t do anything that will hurt you, even if it’s what you want.
They keep daring each other to do these stupid things, getting more humiliating and more dangerous as they grow increasingly aware of how they feel for each other. The ending is tragic but beautiful.
My ice cream has melted into a repulsive milkshake mush in the carton. I watched the movie a second time and halfway through I turned off the tv. I threw away the ice cream, called for a cab to the train station and packed a suitcase with my five hundred dollars plus grocery money. I want to watch the movie with that boy who wanted to marry me.
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